DIYOPS

I came across a website that might be of help to you if the Doctors and Nurses come down with the H1N1,

It's called, www.diyops.com

It gives complete information on the following:

1. Hip and Knee replacements

2. Open Heart surgery

3. Breast Implants

4. Hemorrhoid removal

They do warn, however, not to use the old knife in your kitchen drawer. Go out and buy yourself a nice new fancy one from one of those kitchen specialty shops.

Oh, and don't get Grandpa to do it. They say you'll need someone with a steady hand!

Happy operating!